Thursday, October 19, 2023

Smoking Guide For Star Wars Fellowship

Hi! I'm a darkside retiree (served for twenty years). I'm here to clear things out about smoking cigarettes because I've noticed some of my fellow men still struggling to answer this one question which is, "why smoke"? (Especially when a G.O.D in a system asks).

Here in this post I'll show you, what our partnership in Star Wars and the relation with the subject "Cyberpunk VS Solarpunk" brought into a wonderful outcome.

If you are a Muslim like I am, take time to recite these of below till end of this blog post.

Jazakumullah khoiron khatiro


Your recitation each time before smoking a stick of cigarrete should look like something like this:

يَا رَبَّنَا اعْتَرَفْنَا، بِاَنَّنَا اقْتَرَفْنَا

وَاَنَّنَا اَسْرَفْنَا، عَلَى لَظى اَسْرَفْنَا

Ya robbana A'tarafna, Bi annana aqtarofna

Wa annana asrofna, 'ala lazho asrofna



2. Doa tutup aib

Allahummastur 'auroti wa'amin row'ati
Allahummahfazni mimbaini yadayya wamin kholfi
Wa'ayyamini wa'ansyimali wamin fauq
Wa'a'uzubi'azomatika an ughtala min tahti



3. Doa Hindar Fitnah Dajjal

Allahumma inni a'uzubika min azabilqobr
Wamin azabijahannam
Wamin fitnatilmahya walmamat
Wamin syarri fitnatihilmasihiddajjal


4. And finally, recite these of below:

Section 415 Computer Crimes Act 1997
Section 9(1)
Section 2(10)
Section 3(1)
Section 3(2)
Section 2(2) & (5)
Section 8

Act 615
Mental Health Act 2001

Act 521
Domestic Violenct Act 1994
Section 2(g)

Section 2(h)


يَا رَبَّنَا اعْتَرَفْنَا، بِاَنَّنَا اقْتَرَفْنَا

وَاَنَّنَا اَسْرَفْنَا، عَلَى لَظى اَسْرَفْنَا

Ya robbana A'tarafna, Bi annana aqtarofna

Wa annana asrofna, 'ala lazho asrofna


So far, this is the latest and I paid my debts till even dried air, also I paid that debt. Happy debt-less retiree! (Retire your jobs please darksiders).

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